FORT WORTH, Texas — If you have an ex that's a good-for-nothing piece of work, you could "doo" them and the Fort Worth Zoo a favor for Valentine's Day.
The zoo is taking donations for its "Doo Some Good" project. Donors can give $10 to dedicate a pound of poop in their "honoree's" name.
You'll also get a special certificate (that you can send to your honoree) to commemorate your donation.
The waste will be sent to a third party that'll turn the waste into nutrient-rich compost. The $10 donations will also contribute to the care and feeding of the nearly 7,000 animals at the Fort Worth Zoo.
So if Valentine's Day feels crappy to you, here's a chance to make something good out of it.