Hold on to your wine glasses! And we hope your store had a two for one special since there are two new episodes of The Bachelorette this week.
Last Monday, we saw tensions rise in the house between Chad and basically everybody else, but Daniel. Chad pretty much wanted to pulverize the other contestants like a meat tray.
This week, JoJo Fletcher and the boys had two one-on-one dates and one group date. Two out of three were pretty uncomfortable.
Mr. Go With the Flow: Chase
So sometimes in a season, there's the awkward date that forces intimacy before a couple is really ready, like when Ben Higgins had a group date at the Love Lab.
For Chase and JoJo's date, they went to a yoga class where the thermostat read about 110 degrees. The yoga instructor taught them how to do an angergasm, which JoJo compared to an exorcism. She said, "Everything about this date is so awkward. I feel like I want to die right now I'm so embarrassed."
Good thing Chase described himself as, "The laid back one that will have fun no matter the situation I am put in" in his ABC bio. JoJo and Chase did some kissing while they sat inches away from one another breathing in each other's faces.
JoJo gave Chase a rose, and the two of them got a private performance from Lady Antebellum's Charles Kelley.
Chad shows us exactly how many effs he gives about making friends
Spoiler alert: The answer is none.
When Chad's name was on a list for a group date with Jordan, Grant, Wells, James F., Christian, Ali, Daniel, Vinny, Nick B., Evan, and Alex he got pretty cranky. And when Jordan said Chad would be better in a physical challenge than a mental one, Chad reached for the daggers.
"You're a 27-year-old failed football player." Dang! Chad also asked Alex and Jordan if they wanted to step outside.
For the group date, the guys participated in a live theater show and shared intimate/embarrassing/crazy sex stories.
It shouldn't surprise anyone that this challenge made Chad angry. "Sex is something that you keep to yourself," he said. "(JoJo) hasn't earned that yet."
Evan decided to poke fun at Chad out during his performance and talked about the danger of steroid usage. When they passed each other in the aisle, Chad pulled Evan's shirt.
Backstage, Chad punched the door, pushed Evan, and threatened him. Chad's bro, Daniel, encouraged Chad to take it easy.
When Evan tried to talk to Chad about what happened, Chad said Evan was being the bully and asked him to stay away.
The Informant: Evan
During a sit down with JoJo, Evan said he didn't feel comfortable staying if Chad was sticking around.
JoJo gave Evan a rose, but didn't say she was giving Chad the heave-ho. Still Evan accepted the rose, which Chad couldn't believe actually happened IRL.
Later, when everyone was back at the mansion, Evan told the show's host, Chris Harrison, about Chad's behavior. Chris then took Chad outside to have a chat. He said he wasn't kicking him off the show, but giving him an opportunity to make it right.
Naturally, Chad responded by making outrageous threats to the guys in the house in an on-camera interview.
The Underdog: James T.
For their one-on-one date, James T. and JoJo kicked it old school with swing dancing. After taking lessons and putting their moves to use, James T. and JoJo chatted in a convertible about his childhood. Apparently kids used to make fun of his ears and neck, which affected his self-esteem.
Before the date, JoJo was worried James T. might be destined to live in the friend zone, but it turns out she was attracted to him. And, he got a rose.
Part two of Chad-ageddon will continue Tuesday. JoJo has nixed the cocktail party in exchange for a pool party. Tune in at 8 p.m. ET to see all the drama go down.
